Total Medals Earned: 701 (From 162 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,355 Points
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Achieve the inevitable
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/21 (20/390 points)
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/45 points)
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Medals Earned: 28/39 (305/430 points)
Level 1
Level 10
Level 11
Level 12
Level 13
Level 14
Level 15
Level 2
Level 3
Level 4
Level 5
Level 6
Level 7
Level 8
Level 9
Extract atoms from 118 different elements
Learn at 100% all elements in Knowledge
2 weeks played
Buy all upgrades
Ascension
24 Hours active time
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/75 points)
Max out all enemies in Standard Mode on any difficulty setting.
Score 5000 points on the PindestructoTank mode.
Land a Combo of 99 or more in any mode.
Beating Adventure Mode and viewing the end movie.
Beat the boss Betton in 1 minute or less.
Beat the boss Pip Peril in 1 minute or less.
Beat the boss Whizzkid in 1 minute or less.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (35/285 points)
Kill a spider mini-boss
Get 10k points
Kill 100 sheep
Kill 1000 enemies
Get 10k points without building anything
Get 5000 points without letting any sheep die
Get 20k points
Get 30k points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/115 points)
Split horizontally for the first time
Split vertically for the first time
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/225 points)
Score 10,000
Score 40,000
Use 10 Special Attacks
Use 20 Special Attacks
Score 60,000
Score 80,000
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.